I am Now Qualified for a Job at the U.N.

Motherhood has equipped me for many things. Before I had kids I never realized to what extent peacekeeping and negotiating would be part of the job description. Well, I have executed peace treaties, negotiated trades, prevented hostile takeovers, and de-escalated gun battles. I have drawn boundaries, set limits, created high expectations and reinforced good values. Now that's a resumé! Anyone hiring?